The Bathroom Paradise Club Hoodie christmas

The Bathroom Paradise Club Hoodie christmasFive stars. No kids allowed. The wifi is free, the isolation is sweet, and checkout time is whenever someone starts screaming. So, about four minutes. The Details: Features a resort style sign design in teal and pink with palm tree icons, reading "The Bathroom Paradise Club & Resort, Check In Anytime, No Kids, Free Wifi, Sweet Isolation," with a pink toilet icon at the bottom. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit with a double lined hood and

Yellow and orange retro block text reading "HAPPY FAT PANTS DAY" arched around a golden roasted turkey on a yellow platter

Green and red ink

Below the text

A pint of Ben & Jerry’s is

You don’t pick a lane

White script text reading "Death of the party" above a white grim reaper skeleton in a robe holding a scythe in one hand and a wine glass in the other

That’s not an insult

This is the energy we’re bringing to every holiday from now on

First comes fun

with an orange smiling crescent moon and orange stars

surrounded by hearts

Arched text above reads "BRING YOUR ASS KICKIN’" with large western-style block letters below reading "BOOTS