The Bathroom Paradise Club Long Sleeve Tee Size:L

The Bathroom Paradise Club Long Sleeve Tee Size:LFive stars. No kids allowed. The wifi is free, the isolation is sweet, and checkout time is whenever someone starts screaming. So, about four minutes. The Details: Features a resort style sign design in teal and pink with palm tree icons, reading "The Bathroom Paradise Club & Resort, Check In Anytime, No Kids, Free Wifi, Sweet Isolation," with a pink toilet icon at the bottom. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex long sleeve retail fit with ribbed cuffs

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