Day Drinkin' For America Comfort Colors Tank Top christmas

Day Drinkin' For America Comfort Colors Tank Top christmasIts not day drinking if its a national holiday. Its called patriotism, and you take it very seriously starting at 10 a. m. The Details: Vintage style illustration of a girl holding a sparkler surrounded by confetti, with red and blue retro text reading "Day Drinkin For America." Festive 4th of July party design with a distressed finish. The Fit & Fabric: Brand: Genuine Comfort Colors (The gold standard for vintage vibes). Style: Unisex Relaxed fit

set against a golden-yellow circle halo

And it still only has one stoplight

You bring homemade cookies to the party and backhanded compliments to the conversation

You chose a 401k and a desk job over riding off into the sunset and that haunts you every single Monday at 7 AM

And the people who disagree are boring and wrong

Yellow outlined text reading "WHOA" above two white ghost-bees (ghosts with yellow bee wings) holding an orange jack-o’-lantern between them

the number 13

cowboy hat

surrounded by black bats

Text reads "I’m Not Big On Social Graces" in bold blue western-style lettering

and neither one is going anywhere

and checkout time is whenever someone starts screaming